Programmes

Five rooms. One craft.

Each programme assumes you already ship an app. We teach app analytics as naming, grain, and governance — not as a tour of vendor menus. Fees on the fee table are informational only.

Analytics workspace on a laptop beside a notebook

Flagship · 12 weeks · £1,840

Signal Architecture for Mobile Products

Rebuild the packet grid of a live app, draw a retention surface you can defend, and sit a viva in front of the cohort. This is the term most operators mean when they say they “did Controlpacketgrid”.

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Line charts printed on paper under warm light

Four weeks · £620

Retention Cartography

A drawing course for people who have a retention chart and no sentence. You will separate session grain from user grain, name the silent week, and retire at least one vanity curve. Short, severe, and popular with games studios.

Multiple dashboard panels on a wide monitor

Two-day atelier · £240

Event Taxonomy Atelier

Forty-eight hours on naming as infrastructure. Verb-object rules, property freeze, and a public deletion list. Designed for a product-engineering pair who can argue in the same room. Overnight reading is required.

Server racks suggesting instrumentation at scale

Six weeks · £910

Experiment Readouts

How to read a test without inflating a launch. Guardrails, peeking, and the difference between a shipping decision and a story. We stay inside product analytics; we do not teach ad-platform experiments.

Team working across laptops in a quiet office

Three weeks · £540

Privacy-bound Instrumentation

Event design under United Kingdom data protection habits: what not to put on a packet, how long a trail may live, and how to brief legal without surrendering the taxonomy. Pairs with the Atlas forbidden-sea plate.